I decided to spread a little Christmas cheer and make up some cards to send out to friends and family for the holiday.

Joaquin Phoenix’s fake meltdown was good for something this way. I have it on good authority that Joaquistmas still graces a mantle or two, and it is currently June.

The rest are pretty much a series of inside jokes that you may not get unless your purse was stolen in Tokyo, you watched Pandorum with me or you have a borderline unhealthy obsession with the film Event Horizon. The Busey one should make sense to just about everyone though, because honestly that dude poking out of a cornfield should scare just about everybody.